I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel	I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be
Today I sniffed Many dog behind - I celebrate By kissing your face	I sound the alarm! Mailman Fiend-come to kill us all Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm! Meter reader - come to kill us all Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!	I sound the alarm! Neighbor's cat - come to kill us all! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot Sniff this and weep	How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug
My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle	I Hate my choke chain Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
Sleeping here, my chin On your foot - no greater bliss-well, Maybe catching rats	Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do
The cat is not all Bad - she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls	Dig under fence - why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there
I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating	You may call them fleas, But they are far more - I call Them a vocation.